jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

buttlicked:

i dont think a video has ever explained me so well

chocolaty:

when u open snapchat and ur not planning to send snaps do u ever face the camera away from ur face bc ur scared of how u look

sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

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penis-hilton:

me dying

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

goosestopit:

going back to school more likeimage

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone